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nobb4u

Expert Expediter
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No Nascar

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

Rags for clothes and towels for hats

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower

More than one wife

You can't shave

Your wives can't shave

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times

Your bride is picked by someone else

She smells just like your donkey

But your donkey has a better disposition

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?
 
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