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Chili Cook-Off This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas...

PAN HANDLING WORKS IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SIGN! Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a...

Home Remedies - If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. - Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. - Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting...

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female...

This was fun...but finished with a craving for M & M's!! www.mms.com/us/dark/index.jsp

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, doctor, lawyer and so forth. But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he...

Dear Tide Company, I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life...as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I'm in my 50's, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse...