Q And A

[Windsor]

I apologize Windsor, I meant to say the texting part. Lol...

Ok then! Don't make me chase you down for 15 to 20 feet.

 

[Mailer]

Texting with frozen finger that is.

 

[Mailer]

Keep it up Windsor!

Oh, did I just say that again? Lol...

Really, we need your thread after the big storm on EO during the last 24 hours. Lol....

 

[Windsor]

Well I'm here to answer everyone's very important expediting questions.

 

[tknight]

Not for me, I'm an expediter and you know we stay in tip top physical shape without even trying to. Plus the chics dig the body.

Dig a hole for it YA mean !

 

[Slo-Ride]

Ysetedray I coludn't sepll turck driver, today I are one.
With that said, will I be elgible as a expeditor for:

A: Food stamps.
B: Free health care.
C: other government programs.
D: All of the above.
E: None of the above because I will become independently wealthy in a short time.

 

[Windsor]

Dig a hole for it YA mean !

Dude please! When I'm in the van I'm usually chillin in fuzy slippers and a Hugh Hefner robe. Your welcome ladies!

 

[Windsor]

Ysetedray I coludn't sepll turck driver, today I are one.
With that said, will I be elgible as a expeditor for:

A: Food stamps.
B: Free health care.
C: other government programs.
D: All of the above.
E: None of the above because I will become independently wealthy in a short time.

F: you will often be getting cash advances and constantly be getting loans from friends and family that have real jobs. But hey, someone has to be expediting the freight, right?

 

[Slo-Ride]

F: you will often be getting cash advances and constantly be getting loans from friends and family that have real jobs. But hey, someone has to be expediting the freight, right?

Whoa,, Good answer. But as much as I hate to inform you partially wrong..Cash advances not allowed at current carrier. But part 2 of the answer is currently spot on.

 

[Steady Eddie]

How many loads do you have to haul to be a "Seasoned Expediter"?

Any fool can run many loads. A seasoned Expediter takes the ones that works in HIS favor.

 

[MR.SNAPPY]

I have a question for you Mr obvious aka Windsor I was passing a tanker that had placards saying helium my question is what keeps the trailer on the ground Thanks Mr obvious you're the best

 

[tknight]

I passed a truck and his rear wheels on the left side (drivers) were turning clockwise, what's wrong?

 

[tknight]

Why are brokers so lazy they can't return a call?

 

[akkshole]

Why is grass green? And no I'm not asking about greener grass...

 

[xmudman]

Why is grass green? And no I'm not asking about greener grass...

Chlorophyll. As to why your grass is much greener than your neighbor's, I'll leave it to your septic tank service guy to give you the bad news

 

[Windsor]

I have a question for you Mr obvious aka Windsor I was passing a tanker that had placards saying helium my question is what keeps the trailer on the ground Thanks Mr obvious you're the best

Wow really? They have tire magnets that work with earth's natural magnetic field.

 

[Windsor]

I passed a truck and his rear wheels on the left side (drivers) were turning clockwise, what's wrong?

Now your just messing with me right? That's only possible if the truck is straddling the equator with tires on both sides. Smh!

 

[Windsor]

Why are brokers so lazy they can't return a call?

We've never told you but they're only not returning your calls.

 

[Windsor]

Why is grass green? And no I'm not asking about greener grass...

Seriously! I drive a van for a living.

 

[xiggi]

You make a living?