Your´re fired!

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
June 6, 2007
To: Senator __________,
SUBJ: Letter of Termination: Outsourcing your current positions
FROM: American Taxpayers, USA
It is with regret, that the American taxpayer is terminating you from your current position as Senator because the American taxpayer cannot keep up with the every increasing demands of higher salaries, increasing health care demands, higher pensions and stock options, larger bribes from La Raza and other organizations, and higher bonus.
In addition, to unforeseen setbacks of an all time low job performance that includes but not limited to, the total lack of quality, efficiency and effectiveness of the current roles and responsibilities while in the job its not in the best interest of the United Sates to continue the current relationship with you.
Furthermore it is with regret that the White House, Congress, Senate and the House no longer serves or represents the Will of the People, the people have decided to outsource your position with a Patriotic American that is dedicated to preserving the United States sovereignty and the rights of her citizens based as an individual not on religion, race, or gender. The American taxpayer has perused numerous avenues to work out any differences and have failed. Unfortunately these differences have become burdensome, overly expensive and we must server the relationship and break all ties.
The American tax payers have decided that in order for the United States to continue to operate as efficiently and effectively as possible we have no alternative to terminate you effect immediately with no severance package as we have to use the money to now protect our border, build an electric fence, a mote filled with crocodiles and start a massive initiative for the mass deportation of all illegal immigrants and their anchor babies.
Furthermore with the outsourcing of your positions the financial setbacks should be overcome quickly by not having to pay out higher salaries, pensions, healthcare, stock option and bonuses the Untied States can now reallocate the funds to more meaningful use such as, better health care plans for Americans, better quality education for the American students, more Border Patrol Agents, more police officers, those are just a mere few examples.
Americans wish you much success in your future endeavors.

Regretfully,

P.S. Enforce the current immigration laws. Stop pandering to illegal immigrants and race based groups all together because it is discrimination towards Americans and we have to pay the bill for them, not you. Americans can not afford it when we have to worry about affording a good private school for our children in fear for their safety and because no one speaks the English language. In addition, to sending them to college with no government hand out.
 
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