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    The real origin of the holiday

    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would...
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    NEW TWIN TOWERS Plan revealed

    Just got this off Architectural Record: http://archrecord.construction.com/news/wtc/archives/050629freedom.asp Pretty Cool! The Gibster
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    RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

    LOLLLLLLLL!
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    Catholic Elementary

    PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING...
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    RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

    Thanks Terry! I kinda set you up - yuk yuk - not in a mean way. After 6 in the USAF ending as E-6, when back in college I went USCG Reserve. I think it's GREAT service! I just remember them (acknowledgely) being CHEAP! You couldn't get funding for crap. And then it was DOT. Well, I could of...
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    RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

    Gentlemen, While we're on the subject - a belated Veteran's Day salute to you all, and all our veteran EO folks. We'll all hoist one together one day, celebrate our freedom, tell a few stories, and celebrate we were not of the 'me' generation. Now as I recall, aren't the Coasties a division of...
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    RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

    No mission too big or too small.:o .
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    Misfortune of a driver friend...

    If you've ever witnessed a major accident right next to you and you've been spared you quickly realize just how close God is to you, or how you believe in the angels around you. We often can't answer why something happened, but the fact that the family is OK shows they are not alone...
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    The Hair Cut

    A guy runs into a crowded barber shop and asks the barber how long for a haircut. The barber looks around and says about 30-35 minutes. The guys thanks him and runs out the door and down the street. The barber scatches his head, and passes it off as some kook. The next day the same guy runs in...
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    Got nothing to do?

    This one is the best yet! ..I thought computers were supposed to make our lives easier, fuller. This game kicked my butt!:7 the gibster
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    Kids

    A minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her...
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    Viagra

    An elderly man goes into a nursing home and a few weeks later his daughter comes by to see how he's doing. "How's it going Dad"? "Great, great, they're feeding us well, I'm settling in, I'm even meeting a few old friends here". They're both happy and chat for a while, then he say's, "You...
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    On Getting Older

    I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. I was thinking about old age and...
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    Smack The Penguin!

    HEE HEE HEE, 321.1! Got under that one! (I think the record is 326. The 321.1 was luck, I see alot of 320's). Is it that slow out here?:7
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    Smack The Penguin!

    I promise, no actual penguins were harmed in the making of this game.:D Click once to make the penguin jump off the cliff and click again to make the Polar bear swing the bat to smack the penguin! See how far you can make him fly!(this IS addicting) Have fun! Click here...
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    Truckstops

    Hey Bob, Remember the Union Station in D.C.? They charge $20 a bus ( at least they did 3-4 years ago) and you had the run of the mall in the building. On all day excursions we literally would have the groups end their day by reassembing there for reload. Your stack 'em and park 'em idea has...
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    Things to say to proctologists and urologists

    I might suggest that the doc either suffer from a case of, or wanted to find the cure for the rare disease known as: OPTIRECTALITIS. . . it's where you get your optic nerve crossed with your rectal nerve and get a s*@tty outlook on life. You heard it here first! ;) THE Gibster!
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    Smells

    Hey Kraig, The great thing about our big sleeper (and my small BBQ grill) is we're practically self contained for extended periods. And noted as you have the truckstops can get pretty earthy we tend to now head for Wal-Marts, the RV/auto lots at truckstops, or a field or empty lot close-by...
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    Truckstop gouging

    We think T/A's are in some sort of financial trouble. We recently blew a rear tire and were able to nurse it to a local T/A for replacement. We asked about putting the price for the tire/service on our T/A RoadKing card, they advised service is no longer allowed as card points - only fuel! We...
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