I will vote for Steve but first, he must get into full makeup and wear some 5" heels and maybe some hair extensions. Lol. I'm sure he would win skirt err I mean hands down.....lol.
I put the zip ties through the plate holes in all four corners to hold my plate on. I don't have any screws or bolts holding it on...just the zip ties.
I soooo feel your pain. Makes for a long day sitting in the passenger seat of a tow truck. Hopefully your tow guy has ac. I was in south Texas a couple of years ago in the summer. Hot very hot for 186 miles.