Ok, I had to cut and paste Steve's emails to me from recovery!!!! It may be wrong, but it is classic Steve
No, it was right. Didn't know I was a classic. Is that like a 57 Chevy or something?
LOL!! Yea you have to love what they want to give you after surgery...but a Big Mac!?!?!
Breakfast of champions.
I would have stole it from a kid with absolutely no remorse, and I would have kept the toy too.
Is there anything we can do for you? anything you need?Let me know.
Will be down for 6 to 8 weeks. Not much to do except walk. No lifting, bending, stairs, riding in a car, etc. Knowing that everyone cares is enough, but everyone should be available for the Big Mac run if they're passing through Columbus. All kidding aside, thanks and I'll let you know.
Released from the dungeon this morning. First stop was Mickey D's. Have had my Big Mac, actually two, and all's right with the world.
My daughter stopped by my room last night and we pulled off a Tim Horton's run. I was having a monster caffeine headache for lack of coffee. Mainlined some of it through the IV tube.
Finally got a roast beef sandwich, what looked and tasted like cheese soup with bacon, macaroni salad, dill pickles, (not homemade), box of graham crackers, and coffee.
Bfast this morning consisted of one slice of french toast, two sausage links, small bowl of cereal, juice and coffee. Do they actually expect one to survive on this???
I've come to the conclusion that "Hospitals" does not actually mean a place to be healed. The word is actually an abbreviation for: Hoards Of Stupid People Intent on Torture And Larceny.