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Dreamer

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Per requests, we are trying a forum with NO topic! Just ratchet jaw type stuff... off the wall, chat box, general chit chat type stuff.

Dale
 

Doggie Daddy

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Break one nine, we got a Kojac with a Kodak at the 150 yard stick.

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paullud

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You've got a full grown bear at the 34 yard stick.

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Dreamer

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... and we'll get it out of the way again :rolleyes:


Shut up Stupid!
 

zorry

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Hey Drivers, Listen up.
I just made my delivery and have 48 pairs of Levi's leftover.

You'll be asked what size.

I have everything from 30 in to 48 in waist and various lengths. I'll take $10 each.

The CB will be buzzing with "where are you parked ?" .


Then you tell them the only problem is they're San Francisco Cut.


"What's San Francisco Cut ?" you'll be asked.

When you tell them "The zipper is in the back " you'll hear a mix of laughter to Shut -up Stupid.
 

scottm4211

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They still make music today? Hellz yeah



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skyraider

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Walmart , only hire the Vets

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to
tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang on job, but your being
late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee this morning, sir."
 

zorry

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Skyraider's story reminded me of a buddy that went to work for the Post Office.
During his interview they asked him if he had any disabilities they needed to accommodate.
He had lost his testicles in Nam but said he didn't want any special treatment.
After training they told class that they would work 8-4.
The trainer told everyone to show up Monday promptly at 8 am.
He pulled my buddy off to the side and told him he could show up at 9am.
My buddy got upset, again stating that he wanted no special treatment.
The trainer then replied " Larry, this is a Government job. All we do the first hour is stand around, drink coffee, and scratch our nuts. Ain't no point in you showing up for THAT ! .
 

21cExp

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I was at O'Hara's Irish Times in Pickering ONT a week or so ago. I arrived near closing time, having just dropped nearby and thought a pint sounded like a great way to end the night.

Sat at the bar sipping my beer and overheard two rather large women talking with great animation but a heavy accent. I knew it wasn't Irish, but probably from somewhere in the British Isles.

I waited til a pause in their conversation and asked, "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"

They both whirled on their bar stools to look at me, and one said loudly "It's Wales, ya idiot!"

I was kind of taken aback, and didnt know if I had been rude or they just had too many beers in their bellies.

"Oh, we'll, pardon me, let me rephrase that" I said.

"Are you two whales from Scotland?"

:grin:
 
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