UPS Driver

RichM

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A Grandfather takes his Son and his 7 year old Grandson to a horse auction to possibly buy a horse. The Grandfather sees what appears to be a nice mare and asks his son to check out the horse. The son goes into the stall and is checking on the mare by looking in it'mouth and running his hands all up and down the mares legs and backside and flanks especially the mares stomach and thighs.

The 7 year old turns to his Grandfather and says"What is my Daddy doing putting his hands all over the horse". The Grandfather replies" Your Dad might be buying this horse". The Grandson says in a sad voice " Does that mean the UPS Man is trying to buy my mommy"?
 
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