Top 12 things you never say to a cop

Wild Bill

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NEVER SAY TO A COP

#1: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (This is O.K. in Texas.)




#2: Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



#3: Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

#4: Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!!!

#5: Are You Andy or Barney?


#6: I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

#7: You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

#8: I pay your salary!

#9: Gee, Officer!!! That's terrific!!! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!!!



#10: Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so only one of us does.

#11: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

#12: When the Officer says "Gee son... your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
 
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