Expedite Expo 2021 July 16 - 17

The "Never Ending" Story

EnglishLady

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Someone mentioned recently that there used to be a "continuous" story here on E.O.

How about another? :D


On a moonless, foggy night, near the swamp, Bubba sat in his favourite chair wide eyed, he had just finished watching ...............
 

jjoerger

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...was the Domino's delivery driver emerging from a Sprinter. Odd thing was,...

the driver was carrying the pizza in one hand and a pistol in the other. As he rang the doorbell Bubba decided to...
 

EnglishLady

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and the delivery guys says, still pointing the pistol at Bubba, "Look I don't want any trouble - they put anchovies on your pizza"

Bubba took the pizza and ......
 

WestSide

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....explained that he always orders anchovies. Cheaper than Joe's Bait Shop. He paid the driver, and before he could open the box, he received a page. It was dispatch with an urgent message.
 

louixo

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The message said "Stop participating in another one of those mindless never ending stories, and get into your truck, and get over to the TA south of Atlanta where English Lady, is waiting to transfer a$21.80 a mile load of a lifetime to Alaska. She can't deliver it because...
 

EnglishLady

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WHAT !! :eek:


At $21.80 mile there has got to be a way.

So she decided to ..........



(Ooops got a bit carried away there and replied at first on Tony's log in LOL)
 

WestSide

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she just realized there are not enough hours left....

...team up. She sped past the swamp and pulled up to Bubba's single-wide. She banged on the door. Bubba answered, pager in hand. "Hop in, lad! We've got a run to Alaska, we do!" Puzzled, Bubba grabbed his duffle bag and his double-cheese with anchovies. As he entered the sparkling Sprinter, Bubba couldn't help but notice the Domino's sign attached to the roof. Looking back to the cargo area he saw...
 

Ragman

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...team up. She sped past the swamp and pulled up to Bubba's single-wide. She banged on the door. Bubba answered, pager in hand. "Hop in, lad! We've got a run to Alaska, we do!" Puzzled, Bubba grabbed his duffle bag and his double-cheese with anchovies. As he entered the sparkling Sprinter, Bubba couldn't help but notice the Domino's sign attached to the roof. Looking back to the cargo area he saw...

The Little Ceaser proudly claiming those famous words . . .
 

Slo-Ride

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Dispatch made a mistake on the load offer, Actual pay is 12cents per 80 miles,,You must complete the trip or.......
 
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