School issues bats.................

[skyraider]

Pennsylvania ---2 days ago - In an effort to protect students in the event of a mass shooter, a school district in Pennsylvania has “symbolically” armed its teachers — with miniature baseball bats. The Millcreek Township School District in Erie County, Pa., recently distributed 16-inch wooden sluggers to each of its 500 or so teachers... at least they can thump tires..lol

 

[BigStickJr]

Never take a bat to a gun fight.

 

[BigStickJr]

Just a sign of the times.

Hey teach, is that a bat in your pants, or are you just glad to see me ?

 

[Turtle]

Someone in the school district is a big Star Wars fan and thinks you can deflect bullets with a light saber-like bat.

 

[LDB]

The ones who thought up this idea should get large adhesive L's for their foreheads.