A plumber comes homw one afternoon and he is all bandaged up from head to toe. His wife says"What happened to you today?"
He replied" You know Fred the Farmer out in the country. He called and asked me to look at his hot water heater in his basement as it was not working. He said he wouldn't be there but the door was unlocked and I should just go down the stairs. He said I have a pit bull named Nasty in the basement, but if you ignore him he will ignore you".
So I went down into the basement, ignored Nasty who ignored me and changed out a element and was packing up when a Parrot on the top of the water tank said, "What are you doing". I ignored the Parrot and a minute later the Parrot again said" What are you doing"? So I said to the Parrot " Is that all you know how to say?". The Parrot then said "Well how about this ,Nasty, SIC him".
He replied" You know Fred the Farmer out in the country. He called and asked me to look at his hot water heater in his basement as it was not working. He said he wouldn't be there but the door was unlocked and I should just go down the stairs. He said I have a pit bull named Nasty in the basement, but if you ignore him he will ignore you".
So I went down into the basement, ignored Nasty who ignored me and changed out a element and was packing up when a Parrot on the top of the water tank said, "What are you doing". I ignored the Parrot and a minute later the Parrot again said" What are you doing"? So I said to the Parrot " Is that all you know how to say?". The Parrot then said "Well how about this ,Nasty, SIC him".