New Use for Expediter Trucks

ATeam · Jul 11, 2009

Business opportunities are everywhere if your eyes are open to see them. When I saw this sign in Oregon on Thursday, I got to thinking about out-of-work expediters that could configure their trucks into mobile units to offer this service.

I have not completed the research but it appears that no license is needed beyond a CDL (HAZMAT endorsement is a plus but not required).

Lawrence, I know the Expo is approaching fast, but there may still be time to work with your sponsors to put together a demo unit to display at the show. Free colon hydrotherapy sessions could be offered.

There is a real business opportunity here. If you do a Google search for any metropolitan area, you will find hundreds of doctors, dentists and beauticians; but few if any alternative therapists that specialize in colon hydrotherapy.

Expediter trucks can, with little expense, can be converted into mobile units. Redo the truck body interior in a mountain stream theme, add soft lighting, incense and new age music. Install the hydrotherapy equipment (videos available on YouTube), and you're ready to go!

Lawrence, if you and your sponsors can act quickly, six-wheel Sphincter Sweet franchises can be made available at the show. Expediters, plan now to get in on this ground floor opportunity.

yaaintdeadyet · Jul 11, 2009

HAHA,,,,finally, something to laugh about, thanks.

Dabus1952 · Jul 11, 2009

This could be a win win situation ,for al involved.As long As everything comes out alright. lol

Lawrence · Jul 11, 2009

one word....scary.

gotta go · Jul 11, 2009

Phil, I think you forgot to point out that the best trucks for this application would be those that already have lift gates for easy access and are temperature controlled. It would seem that some nice red, white, and blue graphics would add to the ambiance.
Do do something good for your country, Sphincter Sweet.

fastman_1 · Jul 11, 2009

And it's the Gift that shows How Much you Care!

alwaysontime · Jul 11, 2009

gotta go said:
Phil, . It would seem that some nice red, white, and blue graphics would add to the ambiance.
Do

Yeah, some nice red and white trucks. Red, white, and poo!

bubblehead · Jul 11, 2009

alwaysontime said:
Yeah, some nice red and white trucks. Red, white, and poo!

Odd they hung the sign on (what appears) a waste container enclosure. Perhaps the close proximity was intended. Would an explosives placard be required while the proceedure is being done?

dancorn · Jul 11, 2009

A Sprinter would work but a Hino would be the perfect vehicle for this application. It's nature, it's name but best of all it's more use to a clinic setting. In fact the one I drove was clinic tenured. Also Hinos are usually automatic so none of that messy manual stuff and they never rush to drop off a load.

Dreammaker · Jul 11, 2009

dancorn said:
A Sprinter would work but a Hino would be the perfect vehicle for this application. It's nature, it's name but best of all it's more use to a clinic setting. In fact the one I drove was clinic tenured. Also Hinos are usually automatic so none of that messy manual stuff and they never rush to drop off a load.

That was funny. Did you notice the sign said gift certificates are available. Can you see your mother in law on Mother's Day in rapt attention as you give her a gift certificate for colonhydro therapy?