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KENTUCKY CDL DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

First name: (Check appropriate box)
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy jack [_] Bobby-Beth

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess )

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _______________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _______________________


Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Where you keep them firearms:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:___________________________

Newspapers/magazines you read:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A [_] Teeth?
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
[_] Other

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
[_] paved road?
 
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Not only is it funny, but there are some parts that are too close to reality to be just a coincidence. If you have 6 hill-billy women in one room, what have you got? Answer: One complete set of teeth... Part Two, The tooth brush must have been invented in West Virginia... anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush!! Jim Bunting.. Just funnin ya. Bring on the Canuck jokes.
 
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Nah Jim, We won't do any Canuck jokes. Between Quebec and the worth of a Looney you guys suffer enough...lol eh?
 
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Yeah, but at least we don't have lying Bill as our head of state. Speaking of head ,how is Monica these days? Jim Bunting...
 
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Miss Monica is selling her own designer handbags, (yes, handbags) on the inter-net.
 
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Once again Mr. Bunting Touche....lol (At least I take comfort in the fact that I didn't vote for him...lol):eek:)
 
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Hay phil whats up are you just one of those
smart ##### yanks with nothing else to do,
untill you next appontment at the welfare dept,
all the time you have standing in line to rec
your chesse,you would think you could come up
with somthing better.
 

bret

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That's pretty good! Here is another:

Q. Did you hear that they found a new use for sheep in West Virginia and Kentucky?

A. WOOL
 

Ridgerunner

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Charter Member
That must be the new test. When I got mine two yrs ago them people didn't ask me none of them questions. I think somebody was pulling your leg there pal. :eek:

Ridgerunner
 
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