dieseldiva
Veteran Expediter
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure?" That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Just Killin' Time!!
DD
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mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure?" That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Just Killin' Time!!
DD
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