Inside investment tips on upcoming mergers 2012

louixo

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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2012
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co...
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected
to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become: Knott NOW!
And finally....
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under
the new name: TittyTitty BangBang
 
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