A Blonde woman decided she wanted a cute little T.V., so she went into the local electronics store and looked around. Found the perfect T.V. and asked a nearby saleman, "How Much for this T.V.?"
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
A little offened the Blonde left the store. She came back two days later, this time wearing a Burnette wig, and proceeded to the same T.V. she'd found earlier. She then found a salesman, and asked "How much for this T.V.?"
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
A little shocked the Blonde left the store. She came back two days later, this time wearing a Red-head wig, and proceeded to the same T.V. she'd found earlier. She then found a salesman, and asked "How much for this T.V.?"
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
This time the Blonde is very upset and said, "I've been in here three times, once as a Blonde, a Burnette and even as a Red-head, each time you told me that you do not sell to Blondes. How did you know I was Blonde."
The salesman responded, "Thats a Microwave."
-Joe Bohannon
Bakersfield, CA
(New B, Researching)
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
A little offened the Blonde left the store. She came back two days later, this time wearing a Burnette wig, and proceeded to the same T.V. she'd found earlier. She then found a salesman, and asked "How much for this T.V.?"
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
A little shocked the Blonde left the store. She came back two days later, this time wearing a Red-head wig, and proceeded to the same T.V. she'd found earlier. She then found a salesman, and asked "How much for this T.V.?"
The salesman responded, "Sorry ma'am, we do not sell to Blondes."
This time the Blonde is very upset and said, "I've been in here three times, once as a Blonde, a Burnette and even as a Red-head, each time you told me that you do not sell to Blondes. How did you know I was Blonde."
The salesman responded, "Thats a Microwave."
-Joe Bohannon
Bakersfield, CA
(New B, Researching)