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[font color="red" size="9"]Ha, ha, ha. . .[/font]



[font color="blue" size="6"]Mood Changers
You can't read these and stay in a bad mood[/font]


[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Unique Up On It.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Tame Way, Unique Up On It.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]They Take The Psycho Path.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]4. How Do You Get Holy Water?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]You Boil The Hell Out Of It.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Dam![/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Polaroid's[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]A Stick[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Nacho Cheese.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Subordinate Clauses.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Quattro Sinko..[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Spoiled Milk.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Frostbite.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]A Nervous Wreck.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Anyone Can Roast Beef.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Right Where You Left Him.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Because They Have Big Fingers.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Because It Scares The Dog.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Sanka.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]The Location Of The Dirt Bag.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.[/font]

[font color="darkblue" size="3" face="kristen ITC"]22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?[/font]
[font color="darkred"]Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.[/font]

[font color="blue" size="6"]Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile[/font]​
 
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