Fat Neck Alert!!!

Streakn1 · Mar 15, 2009

Health is of particular concern to those of us out on the road. So after just reading the results of a resent study posted in the Health Day News a new concern has made its presence known.
Fat Neck. Yes the study indicates that a fat neck may be an indicator of future heart trouble according to Framington Heart Study researchers.

Well as if I did'nt already known that I'll probably die of a massive heart attack caused by my fat butt, or my fat belly, now my fat neck may kill me to. Well with all areas covered I guess I'm a gonner!!! Nobody has said that my arms and legs may kill me, at least not yet unless I beat or kick myself to death! LOL

What about skinny people with fat necks?

Turtle · Mar 16, 2009

If your ear lobe has a crease in it, you're at risk for a heart attack, too. It's weird, I know.

mjolnir131 · Mar 16, 2009

Why do i get the feeling that these reports are closer to Phrenology than actual science?

DougTravels · Mar 16, 2009

If your hand is bigger than your face you will die in 5 days,

DOH how can I do this joke on the net, dam

highway star · Mar 16, 2009

Swallowing small amounts of saliva on a regular basis causes cancer.

RLENT · Mar 16, 2009

Streakn1 said:
Nobody has said that my arms and legs may kill me, at least not yet unless I beat or kick myself to death! LOL

PAD or Peripheral Artery Disease

There ........ feel better now ?

layoutshooter · Mar 16, 2009

WOW, I had no idea I was THAT close to death!! One thing to keep in mind, the leading cause of death is the same cause world wide. Income levels, health care and personal health status are not relevent. The leading cause of death is conception. Everything else are just contributing factors. Layoutshooter

Streakn1 · Mar 16, 2009

RLENT said:
PAD or Peripheral Artery Disease

There ........ feel better now ?

Gee thanks Rlent! just when I thought I had hope. Guess I'll go have a drink now and smoke my last cig ( and I don't even smoke) and find a train to jump in front of. Wait, no need cause I feel some chest pain coming on. Got to go now, I see a bright light! LOL