Packmule
Expert Expediter
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will please find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12
November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is
paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw
(see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D.
Pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
Enclosed you will please find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12
November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is
paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw
(see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D.
Pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
