A Prayer for the Bordercrossers

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Grant me, O Lord the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today. As they may be connected to the arse I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% Thursday and 5 % Friday

And help me to remember that when I am having a REALLY bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the as####e in the mouth
 
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