30000 Big Macs
- Thread starter Ragman
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He says, "Because I'm a little bit obsessive compulsive I like to eat the same thing every day."
Playing fast and loose with the phrase "a little bit." I think he's a high functioning autistic savant. He has an eidetic memory, never forgets anything.
Meticulously keeps his receipts. That's the missus, Mary, who is a nurse practitioner. Three years after eating his first Big Bac (actually ate 9 that day) he married Mary. Met her at McDonald's, and proposed to her at McDonald's. As a prenuptial agreement, Don presented Mary with written a Big Mac Agreement, a la Sheldon Cooper, that specified he could eat as many Big Macs as he wanted, so long as he didn't get fat.
Many of the Big Mac Containers. Those are copier paper boxes, BTW. Each container has the date of consumption written on it.
Gotta give him props for this one.
Playing fast and loose with the phrase "a little bit." I think he's a high functioning autistic savant. He has an eidetic memory, never forgets anything.
Meticulously keeps his receipts. That's the missus, Mary, who is a nurse practitioner. Three years after eating his first Big Bac (actually ate 9 that day) he married Mary. Met her at McDonald's, and proposed to her at McDonald's. As a prenuptial agreement, Don presented Mary with written a Big Mac Agreement, a la Sheldon Cooper, that specified he could eat as many Big Macs as he wanted, so long as he didn't get fat.
Many of the Big Mac Containers. Those are copier paper boxes, BTW. Each container has the date of consumption written on it.
Gotta give him props for this one.