Subject: 2020 Democratic Convention Schedule has been released:
Monday July 20, 2020
1:30 PM
Free lunch, free medical marijuana, and free bus ride to the Convention.
...Food Stamp enrollment forms (including in Spanish) will be available!
2:00 PM
Group Voter Registration for undocumented Immigrants and ANY deceased citizens.
3:30 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
...Sponsored by CNN – Don Lemon
4:00 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
....Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and still File as a Business Loss"
...Seminar by Hillary Clinton
5:00 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes.”
...A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:30 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
6:00 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing
6:30 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
...Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
7:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "looters"
7:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting.
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Countering Islamophobia"
8:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
8:30 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
...by Michael Moore
9:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
...Hosted by Barack Obama
9:30 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:00 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender! ” Waving of the White Flag
10:30 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post" and How to Posture Oneself that "It's No Big Deal"
..Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:00 PM
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
...Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
11:30 PM Group apology for being old and white led by: Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.
