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  1. davekc

    "In this stupid world"

    O n ly in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in This Stupid World .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke...
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    emergency flashers

    A BLONDE'S CAR GETS A FLAT TIRE ON THE INTERSTATE ONE DAY, SO SHE EASES IT OVER ONTO THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD. SHE CAREFULLY STEPS OUT OF THE CAR AND OPENS THE TRUNK. SHE THEN TAKES OUT TWO CARDBOARD MEN, UNFOLDS THEM AND STANDS THEM AT THE REAR OF THE VEHICLE FACING ONCOMING TRAFFIC. THE...
  3. davekc

    Bush has to go......a funny

    I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had a good job. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse because of his policies. I lost my job. I lost my home. I lost my health insurance. I...
  4. davekc

    Texas Funny-Hard to beat a Texan

    It's Hard to Beat a Texan A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls? The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I...
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    idiots

    Number One Idiot of 2004 A woman called the Emergency Poison Center very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. She was quickly reassured that ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the...
  6. davekc

    Georgia Police

    A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a Shrine Clown with a specialty as a magician and juggler, and he was on his way to Savannah to...
  7. davekc

    gas prices

    > > > WHERE TO BUY YOUR GAS, - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. > > READ ON-- > Why didn't George W. think of this? > > Gas rationing in the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it. > > It might even be good for us! > > The Saudis are...
  8. davekc

    America overseas

    <>No matter your party affiliation, everyone needs to read this. HEINZ JAPAN LTD - Tokyo, Japan HEINZ-UFE LTD. - Guangzhou, People's Republic of China HEINZ COSCO - Qingdao, People's Republic of China HEINZ KOREA LTD. - Inchon, South Korea HEINZ WIN CHANCE LTD. - Bangkok, Thailand HEINZ INDIA...
  9. davekc

    Resume

    WITH A RESUME LIKE THIS HOW CAN ANYONE NOT VOTE FOR HIM, AN ALL AMERICAN BOY WHO MADE IT THE HARD WAY HE MARRIED FOR IT. Resume JOB APPLICATION NAME: John Kerry RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions. EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. I...
  10. davekc

    deiseldiva

    Hi We saw you down in our neck of the woods wile we were in the car. Truck looks good. Seen you at exit 91 on I95 in FL. It was 80 degrees yesterday, I think you brought the cold weather with you!
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