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Just about all of us have had to drive all night to make a 0600 delivery somewhere. So instead of listening to George Norry and Art Bell I thought I would post things to think about. 1 We have been told that the universe came about due to a BIG BANG. Question is who mixed the ingriedents...

1 Expediters Online management proudly anounces that the membership is now 25,001 active members. 2 Rumors are going through the EO community that UPS will buy Panther VI. 3 At the July Expo the On time Televison Network broadcat a spirted debate from Tall Cal vs Greg as too the next...

Today I watched a program on the History International channel called the Death Road. This is a 90 mile road in Bolivia that goes from a sea level town called Arica to the capitol of Bolivia ,La Paz which is 15,000 feet up. It is mainly a dirt trail that has buses, 10 wheelers, cars etc. If...

EO females should not view this post: One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says" not tonight honey as I have an appointment with my gynecologist tommorow and I want to be fresh and clean for the exam". The man feels rejected and rolls over to try to go to...

A plumber comes homw one afternoon and he is all bandaged up from head to toe. His wife says"What happened to you today?" He replied" You know Fred the Farmer out in the country. He called and asked me to look at his hot water heater in his basement as it was not working. He said he wouldn't be...

A while back Jamming Jim asked what are your favorite Christmas movies. I listen to Christmas music this time of the year and was wondering if othrs do and what is their favorite carol. I think #1 is" O Holy Night" by Johnny Mathis and #2 is "Silent Night" by Stevie Nicks of the group...

A Grandfather takes his Son and his 7 year old Grandson to a horse auction to possibly buy a horse. The Grandfather sees what appears to be a nice mare and asks his son to check out the horse. The son goes into the stall and is checking on the mare by looking in it'mouth and running his hands...

For those of us that have laid awake at night pondering what to do if you have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours, the answer can be found in this months issue of a Mens magazine called Best Life.

WE went to a party last night and the host was a man who is an Air Traffic Controller at the Hilliard Fl Air Traffic center. He hired on in 1981 after President Regan fired the controllers who went on strike and now has 25 years in and is counting the days to retire out. The FAA is on a serious...

I am home for a few days and today my wife and I drove to Titusville FL to watch the launch of the Atlantis space shuttle.It is truly a humbling and inspiring experience. To see the shuttle lift off knowing that it was American Engineering that did it makes you proud of this Country. One...

This one belongs with the annual Stelar awards for criminal stupidity. There is a convience store about a mile away from my home. At about 0200 last Sunday morning 2 guys smashed the front door open and somehow stole a ATM machine that was right inside. They loaded it into the back of a PU,had...

Why are they secret? Others post down to the sheet metal used.Perhaps Gregg is on to something.

This months issue of Mens Health magazine gives a phone number for a completly free hearing test. Takes about 1 minute and you must call between 9-5 edt and be in a quiet room. Number is 1-800-222-3277,it's an automated hearing test.

If vegetarians only eat vegtables what do humanitarians eat?

The Louisana DOT stopped Willie Nelson's tour bus on I 20 today near Lafayette LA for an inspection. The DOT officer smelled mariuana when the door was opened. A search revealed 1.5 pounds on mariuana on the busplus .2 pounds of some mushrooms that get you going. Willie and 5 others were issued...

Saw on AOL news today that a Saudi man attempted to molest his Philipino maid while his wife slept.The maid resisted and used a knife to cut off the man's penis. Saudi Doctors were able to reattach the organ and believed he would have full restoration of all penile functions. The maid is in...

Many of us are away from home at night and worry about safety for our wife and family. I read this yesterday and it seems like it might help stop a potential break in. Go to a used clothing store such as Good Will and get the largest size of work boots that you can find,size 14 and up. Then...

Reading that post about the folks that used a baby monitor to relay the Q/C beep reminded me of a very amusing experience back when I worked in the Corporate World. I was employed by National Semi Conducter in Maynard Mass. The H/R guy had a large corner office with a long leather couch in it...

The question was asked: How come married women are heavier then single women? The answer is:Single women come home,look whats in the refigerator and go to bed. Married women come home,look whats in the bed and go to the refigerator..:P

Last night the wife and I had a minor "Date Night",went out to dinner and a movie. We saw the movie "Brokeback Mountain" about the 2 gay cowboys. Leaving that issue alone the acting was superb and I could see why it won a lot of awards. However one thing stood out to me, the opening scene shows...