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How many times have you been on a lay over and are parked somewhere, and nothing is within walking distance or you are just too tired or lazy to go to a restaurant to eat. There is this great new service all over the US and Canada that will bring the restaurant to you. I'm not talking pizza or...

Since we have so many bunny lovers on this site I was wondering how much one really knows about the bunny history. We have a phrase in the English language 'bunny ears' or 'Rabbit ears' Does anyone know the meaning of this phrase?

Most say I'm one!!! A Little Fuzzy Cuddly Bunny that is. How many more members are? I think Dreamer has too much time on his hands!

Ha, ha, ha. . . Mood Changers You can't read these and stay in a bad mood 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get...

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on...

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_2_132.gif Two hillbillies walk into the trailer park bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it...

They fixed the voting machines in Florida!!!

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it! Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire! Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to...

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead > prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by > from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny > afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella...

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The Honest Wife A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You...

Two new additions to periodic table of elements: Element name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very...

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1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring...