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    Cincinnati Reds

    This is the mask of the hacker group Anonymous. This is the Reds rookie Second Baseman Jonathan India. I'm just sayin'.
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    Wildest TD You'll See This Season

    Highlight: Texas Tech scores wildest TD of the year
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    The Swamp in Rio

    The green diving pool is supposed to be crystal clear, like the other pools. Someone apparently dumped hydrogen peroxide instead of chlorine into the diving pool, which reacted badly with the chlorine, and caused an algae bloom. It got darker and darker every day, and now it's just an oblique...
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    Fast in Baseball Spikes

    Billy Hamilton scored on a routine single to left. From first base. That's nuts. 21.8 MPH (32 feet per second), 8.2 seconds to complete the trip.
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    High School Punter Throws Like a Girl

    Cynthia Brown, the punter for Wilson High School in Portsmouth, Virginia, threw a 52-yard touchdown pass on a fake punt. It may very well be the first TD pass ever thrown in varsity competition by a female student athlete. Everyone on both teams knows she can kick, so when she took the field...
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    Kevin Gregg

    I don't think it'll work, Reds fans, but it's certainly an inventive use of the petition Website. :D Change.org Kevin Gregg Petition
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    The Daytona Tortugas

    The Cincinnati Reds new Advanced Class A affiliate in Daytona, FL is the Turtugas, which, of course, is Spanish for turtle, or tortoise. You can vote for the name of the mascot. too! Click here to vote! I'm partial to Shelldon, but while the logo looks mean, the mascot looks a little...
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    This is Just So Disturbing

    Between innings fans at the Miami Marlins games may find themselves on the Jumbotron. This kid made the most of it. But between this kid and Logan Ondrusek, watching baseball is losing its charm. :p
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    Joey Votto, RCMP

    Reds fans should enjoy this, especially if they are Canadian. Joey Votto doing an interview in his RCMP outfit. His mount, Nibbles, is not in the picture. "This is the red surge, boys." "After we tack, I'm gonna head to Tim Horton's and get some donuts, eh. And, uh, it's aboot the time...
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    Whoop! There is is!

    Former A's and Cardinals major league pitcher and current ESPN analyst Mark Mulder posted this video on his Instagram page Thursday afternoon of unarguably the greatest strike-three call in history. I can't stop watching it. The video was sent to Mulder by Bobby Crosby, a former A's teammate of...
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    Must C Comical

    Mets at Diamondbacks. J.J. Putz on the mound getting ready to deliver a pitch. An audio guy up in the booth flipped the wrong switch at the wrong time, and the ballpark's loudspeakers let'r rrrrrrrip! Must C Comical The really loud and really annoying sound is actually the very beginning of...
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    A-maze-ing

    Bill Irons of Irons Fruit Farm in Lebanon, Ohio has, quite literally, created a field of dreams. Irons, 44, has carved a Reds-centric design into his 12-acre cornfield. The field features a bat-wielding Mr. Redlegs smack-dab in the center. The current Reds logo is cut into the upper left...
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    Reds Streak Numbers 10, Marty's Hair's Days are Numbered

    Following through on a promise made earlier in the season, with the Reds' 10 game winning streak Marty Brennaman will shave his head completely bald. Mr. Poofy Hair Fancy Boy, as Joe Nuxhall often called him, will lose his hair in the clubhouse this Friday. Homer Bailey has volunteered to do the...
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    815 Consecute Sellouts, And Counting

    The Dayton Dragons As of July 9, 2001, number of homes games played: 815 Number of home games sold out: 815 They had a 24-game home losing streak last year. In eleven full seasons they have had only four wining seasons. They have never won their division. They have finished 2nd twice...
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    Cleveland Cavaliers

    Wow, a new single-season consecutive loss record. 24 straight. And losers of 34 of their last 35 games. Insanity is often defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Guard Daniel Gibson said, "We have to continue to play the way we're playing...
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    Police Taser Teen Philly Fan

    A 17 year old leapt onto the baseball field at the top of the eighth inning during Monday night's game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the St. Louis Cardinals. He ran around in circles in the outfield, waving a white towel, for about 30 seconds and dodged two security officers and...
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    The Washington Nationals Ad Campaign

    It's Baseball Time in the Nations Capitol! Come see the Jim Bowden Memorial Outfield Collection, featuring Adam Dunn and a cast of thousands! (Reds fans will think that's really funny)
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