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  1. AMonger

    A union man's dog

    Cut & paste. Illiteracy in original. *** A UNION MANS DOG *** Four workers were discussing how smart thier dogs were. The first was an engineer, who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square" and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a...
  2. AMonger

    That must be one heck of a lake!

    Husband, tired of his wife casting him as the bad guy, uses video to set the record straight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  3. AMonger

    Man playing prank causes bus crash

    Way to go, Homer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X_Bp0iuTD8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  4. AMonger

    Touchdown Jesus/John Matuszak

    Did that place on 75 ever get their Extra Point Jesus rebuilt?
  5. AMonger

    POV gas mileage

    I hope this is the right forum for this. I'm thinking of buying a 5.9L V8 Dodge Ram 1500 4WD pickup, but the horrible gas mileage scares me. It's listed as 11 city/15 highway. I need to squeeze out at least a couple more mpg before I can consider this. I'd like to find a V6, but they apparently...
  6. AMonger

    Funny & sad

    If the youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow, we're in big trouble. This was found outside an elementary school.
  7. AMonger

    On a lighter note: Bohemian Rhapsody...

    Performed by one man in 25 annoying voices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpIFzjv6rE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  8. AMonger

    Secret fast food menu items

    McDonalds: http://www.ranker.com/list/mcdonald_s-secret-menu-items/secret-menu-items?page=1 The McKinley Burger and Pie McFlurry sound good. Here's the main page with links to other chains' secrets...
  9. AMonger

    More sad news rocks the music industry

    On the heels of Dick Clark's passing, more sad news rocks the music industry. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Born March 28,1986 (better known by her stage name Lady Gaga), was found alive in her New York City apartment. Born and raised in New York City, she primarily studied at the Convent...
  10. AMonger

    The new Taco Bell

    Everybody ready for the new Doritos taco at Taco Hell? I've been eagerly awaiting this. http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2012-02-20/taco-bell/53157494/1 -- You know the problem with bad cops? They make the other 5% look bad.
  11. AMonger

    Dog the Bounty Hunter

    You know who I feel sorry for on DTBH? Leland. Every single episode, it's "THERE HE IS! GET HIM, LELAND!" Leland's got to be thinking, "Can someone else do just a little bit of work around here? Anyone? Just once, I'd like to hear, 'Take it easy, Leland, we've got this one." -- You know the...
  12. AMonger

    Applauding compassionate police in Texas

    Setting as I criticize cops a lot, I want to take the opportunity to applaud them when it's appropriate. This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River...
  13. AMonger

    Cure for the common cold?

    I picked up a cold somewhere. A guy in Little Rock told me he discovered a guaranteed cure. He said he has some herbs that will knock it out in 7-10 days. -- You know the problem with bad cops? They make the other 5% look bad.
  14. AMonger

    This is...uh...it's, well, ummm...I have no idea what it is

    I hope those aren't fluorescent tubes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RLVPbeEaxGM You know the problem with bad cops? They make the other 5% look bad.
  15. AMonger

    Too much information

    Overheard from the too-loud conversation among truck stop waitresses: "I want a baby but I don't want to do what it takes to get one," she said, slight distaste in her voice. Something went wrong in somebody's past.
  16. AMonger

    Seen at the bottom of a menu in Fort Wayne

    " Mandatory, ambiguous government regulations and consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food-born illness." I guess the health department doesn't inspect the menus.
  17. AMonger

    2 ethics questions

    You're eating at a breakfast buffet. You reach for some bacon, and accidentally drop some into the grits or oatmeal. You retrieve it, and there's no sign it was ever there. You look over, and there's a Jewish couple who are either eating from the buffet or contemplating it (this seems...
  18. AMonger

    The Word of the Lord, according to Warren Jeffs

    Fires his attornies, then reads this to the judge: "I, the Lord of heaven, call upon the court to cease this open prosecution against my (sic) pure, holy way." He continued by saying that if the trial continued, God said, "I will send a scourge upon the counties of prosecutorial zeal to make...
  19. AMonger

    Smart move?

    If you were in a cult, and objected to being thought of as a cult, is it a smart move to intentionally link your name with "cult?"
  20. AMonger

    Maybe only the men will get this

    You know, if the flooding doesn't recede soon, the "yeah-but-it-ain't-very-deep" joke will be too realistic to be funny.
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