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    Ain't that the damned truth!!

    This happens to me all the time . . . Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail...
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    Oval Office, Washington, DC

    (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know...
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    Weird Stuff!

    Try this, I think you'll like it! This is very strange http://www.realmagic.net/dp/1-1.htm
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    Who da Thunk?

    When you wash your hands and the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: > > >>> Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were...
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    Bill Gates 11 Rules of Life for High School gradua

    > > > BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in > > > Visalia, California. Love him or hate him, he sure > > > hits the nail on the head with this! > > > > > > > > > > > > Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High > > > School about 11 things they did not and will not > > > learn...
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    Having a bad day?

    Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? ************************************ Having a bad day??? Well, then, consider this............................... In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00...
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