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  1. Turtle

    Lowering gvw

    4) Never be placed in service in expediting in the first place.
  2. Turtle

    Lowering gvw

    Stating what "most" people do, as if it's perfectly fine and normal, is giving advice. Most people do not, in fact, just put UNDER 10,000 GVW decals on and ride, so your stated fact isn't even a fact.
  3. Turtle

    Lowering gvw

    OK, I'm going to go by what you typed, focusing in on GVW (Gross Vehicle Weight). So, the issue is the vehicle weighs more than 10000 pounds, and you need it to weigh less. You need to shed some weight. If you haven't seen the movie The Martian, I highly recommend it, as the last third of the...
  4. Turtle

    For the ladies

    She didn't develop an eating disorder because of a comment from the media. That was fabricated for the movie that told her story. It was fabricated by her brother, who produced the movie. Anything that reflected negatively on the family, Richard had removed or toned down. She was chubby in high...
  5. Turtle

    Is a Toilet too much to ask for?

    Brilliant! Just brilliant! :D
  6. Turtle

    Bag-less Walmart

    Walmart made a big slash in 2008, I think it was, when they announced their plans to reduce plastic waste in their stores worldwide by one-third (25% in the US and 50% in other countries). The plan would cut the equivalent of 9 billion plastic bags from stores each year, and eliminate more than...
  7. Turtle

    What do you use

    I use a Crazy Clean spray cleaner from Sprayway, either the Sprayway 031 Crazy Clean All Purpose Cleaner regular or the Orange Citrus version. I buy it by the case and use it in the van and around the house. A case will last a year or two. I also use Awesome in the van and around the house...
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    Chef Dennis weekly meals

    Tops is very good. I do like Corky's ribs, though. Neely's BBQ is pretty awesome, too. A bad BBQ place really wouldn't survive very long in Memphis. One of my favorite places to eat in Memphis is still Huey's.
  9. Turtle

    do not judge others

    Turn the other cheek and laff God bless
  10. Turtle

    pay attewntion to details

    Still.no.periods.too.funny Details.attewntion.even.funnier
  11. Turtle

    ladies ladies

    No periods. In the Women's forum. Irony
  12. Turtle

    Safety message ,written by a Policeman for women

    Have you ever tried green eggs and Spam, Sam? I've got two cans of it in the truck right now. Good stuff.
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    Safety message ,written by a Policeman for women

    Red Flags of e-mails, most of which you should do the exact opposite of what they say: Send this to everybody you know. You have GOT to see this! (PLEASE DON'T DELETE, THIS MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE) A (person of authority or otherwise believable expert) wrote this! This is amazing! This is TRUE...
  14. Turtle

    Bathrooms

    After 16 years in the restaurant business, I can say without a doubt the women's restrooms were consistently far nastier than the men's restrooms. Men are particularly bad about leaving the sink and the area around the sink wet and nasty, whereas women will clean up the sink area when they make...
  15. Turtle

    Favorite things

    One of the best-tasting, yet thoroughly disgusting-looking (and disgusting-sounding when you know how it's made) dishes I've ever encountered was in Canada - something called poutine. It's awesome. :D I tried Aloe infused footies. Tasted like crap. But, one of my favorite things is still...
  16. Turtle

    Skirts

  17. Turtle

    Skirts

    Ladies.... if your shirt has more holes than material.. it is not professional attire, at least not for this profession. But that's OK. :D
  18. Turtle

    Skirts

    Oh, I figured you never left it. I know how you English chicks are when the conversation turns to the knickers and Y-fronts. :D
  19. Turtle

    Skirts

    I wear Turtle Tighties, not panties.
  20. Turtle

    Skirts

    I ain't got no panties on. :D
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