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  1. nightcreacher

    today

    Merrry Christmas to all.If you on the road,hope you stay safe,and if home,your lucky.I'm in Texas with deliveries to 4 different Walmarts.
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    something to think about

    Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came...
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    hows your day

    A man was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the man bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think...
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    Sparks NV

    Going be Sparks Nv saturday afternoon.If anyone is around,we can do lunch or dinner,Ill be there til monday amIf I get lucky on black jack table,might even spring for dinner
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    Mother

    I Owe It All To My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL...
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    Friends for ever

    women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing softball all our lives. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's...
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    Life after expedite

    Dry freight load from Knoxville tn to Plainview Tx,1285 pay miles,and $2131 to the truck,had 34 miles to pick it up.Next load will be load of boxed mea from Plainview TX going to North Baltimore Oh 1253 pay miles,load paying me 2010.This is much better than the round trip I did last week to Ca...
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    funny jokes

    * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * We always hold...
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    first of 72 virgins

    Just in from Muslim Heaven OSAMA BIN LADIN has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised 'ALLAH AKBAR'
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    My New venture

    Ok all,I have started with a new company,they arent new but new to me.Pulling refridgerated,not the pay scale of FedEX,CC but its close,and can run solo,which I'm doing for now. I may have my Coronado back on road in couplwe weeks,Ill put it back with Tri State truck load division,great people...
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    New Venture

    By now most know that my truck is sitting with a blown up motor.Been driving a company truck for TRI STATE,BUT Monday,starting orientation for Colonial Freight System Inc,KNoxville Tn.Going do a lease purchase,which I haven't believed in,but after much concideration,think this will work.Going on...
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    wine for seniors

    Wine for Seniors I kid you not.... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips...
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    Don't mess with cowboys

    A Cowboy from Laramie, Wyoming, walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international rodeo for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told...
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    2010 stella awards

    It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee...
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    Anniversery

    > Who said men don't remember anniversaries? > > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. > > She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. > > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. > > He...
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    Humor for today

    Humor for today A rabbi was walking down the street, when he noticed one of his congregants, on the other side of the street, entering a Chinese restaurant. The rabbi crossed the street to peer through the window of the restaurant, to see what his congregant was doing in the traif...
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    How not to operate your business

    Ive been expediting for over 25 years.As in any business you should save for that rainy day.Well,that rainy day came for me,and since I didn't think it would ever happen,I'm now getting ready to work for someone else.A truck I should have traded for new,just had a major breakdown,and It's easier...
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    winter driving

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the...
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    American Jobless

    Why Are Americans Jobless ? John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) . He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE...
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    Getting oild has it's advantages

    Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night...
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