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  1. cranis

    ???

    I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid!! Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had...
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    Trucker Heaven

    A truck driver lives a good long healthy life. After millions of miles on the road he dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates, and says you have been a good and faithful servant. You can have any kind of truck you want any accessory any Chrome just let me know. So the...
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    Thought of it

    Hey
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    Urine testing VS. Hair testing

    I agree with this request. Major carriers file formal request to allow hair analysis in lieu of urine testing - TheTrucker.com - America's Trucking Newspaper
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    I-290 in chicago-flooded

    This is as of 9 pm CDT.June15.
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    air brake

    I took and passed the knowlegdge part for the CDL-B test permit the first time. I then failed the air brake test 3 times.. My question is how many people have taken this part of the test more than once. Just to make a note..I have driven under cdl staights for many years that had...
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    Lawyers

    A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari He parks in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too close and completely tears the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a...
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    60/40 split

    OK I have been on this thread for some time, and getting closer to a career change. When theytalk of 60/40 split, (I get the 60 and pay expenses) What would the average 60% mean in , say monetary amount per mile or load. Also how would you know if the split is 60% of the total shipping.
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    The payback

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we...
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    Thsi store should be BOYCOTTED

    removed for no reason
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    closure NY?NJ

    Info for the New York New jersey AREA http://www.app.com/article/20131115/NJNEWS10/311150110/PATH-train-Holland-Tunnel-closures-affect-weekend-travel
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    :( Holiday Greed

    :(I understand that some conveinence stores and grocery stores have to be open early day on Thanksgiving, for those of us that need that last minute dinner item. However the big box retail does not have to open on Thanksgiving Day, This is just pure greed and shows that they care about profit...
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    Just Sayin'

    Hard to be humble, when this good looking
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    An inspiring verse

    This is something to read when things are starting to look dismal.
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    Barbie

    ;)One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work...
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    New York state

    This is a good thing, other states have to follow in my opinion.. raise the pentalies.. also, texting while driving with a minor in vehicle should be child negelct charges TheTrucker.com - America's Trucking Newspaper
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    U.S. Military's remake of the "Call me Maybe"

    A salute to our nations protectors U.S. Military's remake of the -Call me Maybe- music video. Wow! - YouTube
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    Way Funny

    :cool: a laugh for a day! http://youtu.be/uXSaIdEtWmI
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    Harley 110th anniversary

    Me advertising for Harley Davidson 110th anniversary. (Milwaukee) I get to see all the cool 'toys'..
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