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Terry,nice talking to you the othe day,dont know where you were but was still enjoyable,and Bob & Linda,glad we had a chance to see each other.Its nice making friends out of strangers.the red flames car is the one I race,an that inside view is Talledaga at 200 mph Until we meet again,stay safe

A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on...

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they...

> HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION > > Q: I've heard that cardiovascular "exercise can prolong life; is this true? > > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste > them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart > will not make...

Subject: A Pastor with GUTS!! Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the...

THIS IS AMAZING! it must have taken forever for him to get these tricks just right!! This guy is incredible. Click on this link... Snotr

http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html

Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never...

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and...

more pics of hoover dam,hope this is working

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREED 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job--I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to sit on the lid...

deleted the only way i know how it is duplicate

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park...

"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...

and you think you have a sprinter

From: Larry Harris [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:02 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Subject: Fw: ouch! I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDINGYESTERDAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT