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    "Touchdown Jesus" Burns....

    Uhhh they are a church ya know. By handouts you mean like the soup kitchens, clothes drives and such that help the poor? Yes far better to build a gawdy (get it) statue than to help the poor in their community.
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    Hello from new member......

    Does the Shooter Layout? How far can you shoot?
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    Hello from new member......

    What is a Layout Shooter, I can only imagine-mmmmm.
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    Hello from new member......

    What about us? The life we planned the dreams we shared? I guess it is over. I will always love you and no one will ever make you feel like I did!
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    "Touchdown Jesus" Burns....

    Bond, God Bond
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    "Touchdown Jesus" Burns....

    Carlin said it best all religion comes down to my god has a bigger (you know what) than your god. I have the tee shirt too. Why do religious zealots feel the need to defend the Almighty anyway? If he is Almighty, I would suppose he can fight his own battles.
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    June 2010 Locations

    When I did massage most all of my customers were married men.
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    June 2010 Locations

    I do massage
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    June 2010 Locations

    Shaving is important though.
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    June 2010 Locations

    The key is make sure that you have a set of womans clothes with you to change into fast. I also carried her phone with me and would only answer it with my lady voice. It is also smart to sometimes wear the lady clothes and sign her name at some shippers or receivers. I do miss those black pumps...
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    June 2010 Locations

    In a van is is easy to run a phantom co-driver. I did it for a while with E1. Just have your spouse sign up then stay home.
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    What did you do before you started in Expediting.

    As a boy I wore leg braces and never really fit in with the others. One day while running the braces fell off and I found that I could run really fast. Momma saved and saved to send me to college where I became a runner on the football team. I learned to play ping pong in the service and played...
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    Safe driving

    Everyone knows their own limits. If 1,500 miles is beyond what you can handle then you would be wise not to do it. For some of us it is just another day at this great office.
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    Comdata and Other Changes at the J

    Imagine the lines if Dennys had a Superbird buffet.
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    Safe driving

    The adhesive when used properly works fantastic. The key is to apply it at the first sign of a retread lifting. It is not glue but an industrial strength adhesive, I do not run team, since I started expediting. That 1,500 miles is my max straight through, if I am well rested. It's about 24 hours...
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    Safe driving

    Recently I hit the magic 1,000,000 safe miles in my driving career. The past 670,000 of which were expedited. This stream might be a good place for us to post safety tips, that keep the roads (our workplace) a safer place. GOOD SLEEP- this is very important to me. I hibernate as much as...
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    Comdata and Other Changes at the J

    To call a Superbird by any other name would not be wise. It is a trademarked signature sandwich of the Dennys chain. It is also a tasty treat that is sure to satisfy. I am not so sure how well it would stand up to being under a heatlamp for several hours. If it compromised the integrity and pure...
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    Comdata and Other Changes at the J

    Country Markets make most of the food in the delis at the fuel counter. Will Denny's now be putting Superbirds there?
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    Roadcheck 2010

    Another day to avoid the scales. Any scale not crossed is a good one in my book.
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    Campgrounds and CMV's

    That is a good idea. I might start packing my open fire grill top. My fishing pole too.
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