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a funny looking old lady with a 6" long nose with warts on it. She handed DougTravels a tube of glue. He waved her off and said, "No, no, I don't do that any more." She replied, "But, this is no ordinary glue. It will make you . . ."

OK, Doug is complaining that he is bored. We had a lot of fun for a couple of weeks exhibiting our creative writing abilities (or inabilities as the case may be). So, we are going to start another Storytelling thread, only this time we have to have rules so we don't get in trouble with any...

OK, I will. The only thing is that I think there should be a few rules. I mean it was kind of uncomfortable for me to figure out how many twisted and destorted ways to destroy a 2 headed cat. I'm FDCC WG! I'm not saying it wasn't fun, I'm just saying that I thought I was going to be...

Doug, No DoDo, I'm bored too. Why don't you start another storytelling thread. That was fun and twisted.

You know, Turtle, it has occurred to me that it is very good that you know so much about snakes, because don't snakes eat Turtles? For that fact, don't herons eat Turtles? If I were you, I'd be affraid to go home. I wouldn't leave the cab of my truck!

Here a save money tip. Have you ever gotten a rust stain on your clothes and that they were ruined and you needed to throw them away. Stop! Don't do that! First, get some papertowel and lemon juice. Put a protective cover over your liftgate, Lay the clothes out neatly over the...

Nobody under 18 in a FedEx truck.

So you're saying that all these trucks have been dispatched from other express centers? I have never seen this much of a difference before in any other express center. There might be 1 or 2 trucks that do not show up on the C-Link but that's all. Besides, the C-Link also shows the number of...

Oh, and of course FedEx is not paying DH pay like they use to either.

Has anyone else been noticing a substantial difference between what C-Link and the VRU say what has been going out from an express center? We're sitting in Louisville. Yesterday VRU said 11 Cs, 4 (I think) Ds - C-Link said 4 Cs and 2 Ds. The same thing is happening today. What's the...

Yes, we have a CAT engine; and, yes, there was a recall on a part and we broke down under a load; and, yes, we were out of service for a week; but, we couldn't have asked for more when it came to Expediter Services getting it fixed, paying for our hotel, and never once allowing us to feel...

We currently drive for them. They maintain the trucks pretty well. We get paid on time. They let us run our business with little or no bs. I recommend them for a team needing a truck.

We are sitting just outside of Louisville waiting on our next run. I don't know about anyone else, but we have remained busy for most of the winter. March is set up to be our best month ever, and we just got back online after a week at home. Only time will tell though in this last week of...

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! We have been with FedEx for a year now and pleased as punch! :p I think you'll like it here. Besides, you can never have enough friends. Mypie

That's a cruel joke DougTravels for some unsuspecting youngster - I like it!!!!!!

January for us sucked air, but for us it's been pretty busy. It may not count since we did 2 10 day cross country runs back-to-back, but February was good and March is set up to be better. I do want everyone to succeed though. Best of luck to you all. ;)

because these idiots haven't yet discovered that the scantily clad ladies are actually spies who have been planted by the evil 2 headed cat to distract the heros from the mission to destroy the cat and find the purpose of the key. As the camera pans back to the island . . . where Wellarmed...

Ok Cruzer, you've done your share, you can take 5. The rest of the heros can capture the cat and find out where the key belongs. But, I really don't think you'll have any scantilly clad women looking like that.

The wicked 2 headed cat lady runs across the tawt line to escape the perrills of the frigid water. And, the heros were able to pull Cruzer safely to shore. Where Cruzer pleaded with Mypie for a truce.

As the wicked 2 headed cat lady screeches, meowwwww, meowwwwww, clawing at anything she can get a claw into to get out of the water and climbing ontop of (poor, poor) Cruzer sinking his head below the surface of the water. Then Moose shouts, "someone must save Cruzer or he'll drown!" Will...