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    Journalistic Truth

    Wooooo! Hooooooo! Good one! <big ol' s**t eatin' grin> -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B' Experienced 10 years auto transport 2 years local/distance expedite Laurel, MD (Washington DC area)
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    What to do in Elkton, MD?

    I'll have to echo what Glen said. Newark is a nice town also. I'm tipping my mug of beer toward Glen as a fellow (or former?) Marylander! -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B' Experienced 10 years auto transport 2 years local/distance expedite Laurel, MD...
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    What to do in Elkton, MD?

    Elkton is a neat small town. I used to live about 30 minutes from there in Edgewood, MD. I know the restaurant you mentioned. Ate there once. Really decent food as I recall. So, did I pass you on RT 100 this moring? ;) -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B'...
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    Breaking the sound barrier

    Funny. That photo is not a Plastic Bug (Hornet). That is an F-14 Tomcat. -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B' Experienced 10 years auto transport 2 years local/distance expedite Laurel, MD (Washington DC area)
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    True Blonde

    Mommy! Make the bad men stop! -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B' Experienced 10 years auto transport 2 years local/distance expedite Laurel, MD (Washington DC area)
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    Dear Abby~

    Bwahahhahahahahaaaaa! -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet. Owner/Operator Big 'B' Experienced 10 years auto transport 2 years local/distance expedite Laurel, MD (Washington DC area)
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    Hey Broompilot! Be careful out there!

    http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive4/images/drunkwitch.jpg Don't wanna see this happen to YOU! -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.
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    So long...

    Husband comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags. "Where ya going?" he asks. "I hear that hookers in New York are making a thousand dollars a night" she says. He runs off and grabs his suitcase.... "Where do you think you're going?" she demands. "Well," he replies, "I just...
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    Tom...New groaners

    Mommy! Make the bad men stop! :D -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.
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    A small bit of perspective

    http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/05jan/uf007509.gif -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.
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    Oh yea!

    The husband comes into the bedroom and puts a glass of water and two asprin on the nightstand at his wife's side of the bed. What's this? She asks. I don't have a headache. A big smile slowly spreads across his face..... -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.
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    The Picture on the Nightstand

    Aiiiieeeeee! Mommy make the bad man stop!! -- Mike N
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    THANKS FOR CARING

    >What gets me is forwards that go on and on regardless of age >- like the one saying the guy that originated the hokey >pokey died last week is still around 6 months later . I have >the urban legend and hoax sites in favorites . Yea me too. My favorite is www.snopes.com >I've gotten...
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    And we´ll have pun! pun! pun!....

    Mommy! Make the bad man stop! ;) -- Mike N
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    Are you going to EAT that???!!!!

    >My gag food is anything on the buffet line after the fat >guy, who didn't wash his hands in the mens room after >dropping a deuce, handles all the utensils, Oh dear. <Mike runs to the restroom to puke> :+ -- Mike N
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    Stuttering Bartender

    Color me dense but I just don't get it. -- Mike N
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    CHECK YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE !!!

    Sometimes the Internet is cool. This is *not* one of those times! ;) -- Mike N No I am not deaf. I am ignoring you.
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    Saddam Hussein Released!

    I think it's alright this time. Poop will eventually break down in the ocean. :+ -- Mike N
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    The Beat goes On

    And just remember folks. We all know how stupid the average person is today right? Well just bear in mind that half the population is even dumber! -- Mike N
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    The Sheriff

    Joe Arpaio for President!! :) -- Mike N
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