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  1. xmudman

    How will you spend your last 10 years?

    She’s bait for fishermen; idk if the fish would be tempted [emoji4] Sent from my iPhone using EO Forums
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    How will you spend your last 10 years?

    In a van or at a truckstop, most likely [emoji52] Sent from my iPhone using EO Forums
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    My Battle of the Bulge

    Fructose is a sugar, isn't it? I think the tea maker speak with forked tongue [emoji36]
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    Kidney stones

    Had one back in 2003. The nurse that treated me in the ER told me that she had suffered one kidney stone and had 3 kids; she informed me that the pain I was enduring was, in her exact words "as close as a mere and lowly male will ever come to the pain of childbirth". :eek::eek::eek:
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    Dried Fruit: Good or Bad?

    I will indulge in a Cinnabon once in a blue moon. Last week I got one naked (the pastry, not me :eek: ). As usual, it was delicious:cool:
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    Nutrisystem D

    Been thinking about signing up for Nutrisystem D. How would this work in a van, using just a microwave?
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    Expediters Invited to Use Our Gym!

    Does the parking problem affect vans as well? I checked the no-park Walmart list, and P.O.'s is on it, so the cops must be picky :(
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    5 min.plank challenge

    Do you mean tankard-ing? :beer: (Why am I not seeing a foamy glass when I insert the beer smiley? )
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    My Battle of the Bulge

    OK, everybody, on three: Ewwwwww :eek::eek::eek: Sent from my XT1028 using EO Forums mobile app
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    Kidney Stones- Had Yours Yet

    Had one in 2002. The nurse at the ER told me that she'd had kidney stones as well as having given birth. She advised me that as a mere and lowly male, the pain of kidney stones was as close as I would ever come to that of childbirth :eek::D . That said, whatever she gave me for the pain? Wheee...
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    Pulled Muscle

    Only for 20 minutes.
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    Pulled Muscle

    I think I just sprained my index finger scrolling thru all of this mess...
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    Pressure Cookers

    You know pressure cookers are weapons now, right? Don't be caught in NYC/Chicago/etc with one :eek: Sent from my SCH-I110 using EO Forums mobile app
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