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Lot Lizards

Discussion in 'Layover Lounge' started by wvcourier, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. wvcourier

    wvcourier Seasoned Expediter

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    where do the best lookin ones hang out at? Whats the protocol? how do you approach them, or do you wait for them to approach you? Are some of the subway workers, cashiers ect..undercover lot lizards or is that just my imagination?
     
  2. roadeyes

    roadeyes Veteran Expediter Charter Member

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    I think some of the security guards are lot lizards.
    I hear they like it when you approach them.
    Just be cool and they won't put the cuffs on too tight.
    But then again, maybe you like it that way.;)
     
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  3. wvcourier

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    idk, I havent seen to many security guards at the Truck Stops, but the ones I have encountered so far seem pretty content with thier boring low paying job do they even give security guards handcuffs? Im just trying to figure out the fringe benifets of this job?
     
  4. wvcourier

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    And wat about these Chinese massage parlors? Are they worth the money?
     
  5. Dynamite 1
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    Dynamite 1 Moderator Staff Member Fleet Owner

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    well if you call gettin something comet wont scrub off a fringe benefit, then get at it. the benefit is endless, never could understand what the attraction is. just listen to the cb, you will be able to meet one just as soon as she is done cleaning up after the last one. or park on the back row and they will come. door to door service. just wait your turn. LOL
     
  6. skyraider

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    If you all like diseases, invite one in that pleases. Ahh, the moral decay of truckers continues imho.
     
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    OntarioVanMan Veteran Expediter Owner/Operator

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    Not to be too Pun-ny....I am going to put this in the Layover Lounge....
     
  9. guido4475

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    What do you call a lot lizard with a mattress strapped to her back??????????

    An Owner-Operator.
     
  10. OntarioVanMan
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    OntarioVanMan Veteran Expediter Owner/Operator

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    Figures you'd chime in...LOL
     
  11. guido4475

    guido4475 Active Expediter

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    Well, I could share the story of the major truckload carrier female team drivers that worked the lot at night instead of taking their required rest break....It really was true...
     
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    OntarioVanMan Veteran Expediter Owner/Operator

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    These days that is called multitasking....LOL
     
  13. guido4475

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    I once worked for a carrier that had rates sooooo lowwwww that I was almost forced to work the lot to make money....lol...
     
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    and you told me you had bad knees from driving truck too long....LOL..:p
     
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    u r a bad boy, i gonna report u to a mod er rate tor and the spill'n club.
     
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    D d d d did shumbody say lot lizards?

    Sent from my DROID BIONIC using EO Forums
     
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    Look what the lizard dragged in... :p
     
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    Zane, were you in negotiations with Reed after Townley got hurt? (Imagine that, Townley got hurt!) 2 weeks, 4 days to RREEEEEDDDDD BBBUUUUUDDDDDD!!!!
     
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    I cant believe anyone with an ounce of self respect would even consider a lot lizard.... plain nasty. As others said...just listen to CB and watch them jump truck to truck.

    I would never frequent for pay, but I thinking a truck stop lot lizard has to be the bottom rung even in THAT profession.


    Dale
     
  20. guido4475

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    And you told me the reason why you were bald was a family trait! Who would of thought! lol.....
     

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