Layout Hunts

**layoutshooter** · 11-08-2009, 06:15 PM

IF there is ANYONE interested in a layout hunt while I am home hunting, give me a shout. We are ALWAYS looking for rookies to make fun of out there.

**pelicn** · 11-11-2009, 06:37 PM

Enjoy your time hunting!!

**layoutshooter** · 11-11-2009, 07:11 PM

Thank YOU SO much!! I have taken a VERY deep breath, followed by a long EXHALE and am now on VACATION!!

**OntarioVanMan** · 11-16-2009, 09:27 AM

The Farmer & the Duck Hunter

A man named Joe, who loves duck hunting, but has yet to actually shoot a duck, vows to himself that if he doesn’t get a duck this duck-hunting season, he will quit duck-hunting forever, even though he loves it.
Well, it’s the last day of duck-hunting season, and after numerous attempts, he still hasn’t gotten a duck and it’s getting late in the day. Suddenly, a large group of ducks flies overhead. He aims; he fires, and down comes a duck. He is overjoyed! Finally got one!
He runs to retrieve the duck, only to find that it landed in a farmer’s fenced-in backyard. He looks around and says ‘”The Hell with it” and jumps the fence and runs after his duck.
Like a bolt of lightning, an old farmer runs out his back door and snatches the duck a second before Joe can.
“Hey, that’s my duck”, says the Joe.
“My yard, my duck”, replies the farmer.
“You don’t understand”, says Joe and begins to tell the farmer his whole sad duck-hunting story.
“My yard, my duck”, replies the farmer.
“Please, could you just let me have this one duck? I’ll do anything!” says Joee.
“OK, we’ll settle this Kentucky Style”, says the farmer.
“What’s that?” Joe asks.
“We take turns kicking each other in the balls – whoever quits first, loses.” explains the old farmer.
Joe reluctantly agrees and says, “OK, I’ll go first”.
“My yard, I go first”, replies the farmer.
Joe groans, and braces himself for the onslaught. The old farmer gets a running start and “BOOM!” lands his foot right in Joe’s crotch so hard that it actually lifts him off the ground. Joe screams, and falls to the ground. Joe rolls on the ground, holding his crotch, screaming, vomiting, with blood coming out of his nose and mouth and tears streaming down his face. After ten minutes of extraordinary pain, he finally manages to get to his feet, looks at the old farmer, and says, “OK, now it’s my turn!”
The old farmer says, “Naw, I quit. You can keep the duck”.

Have a good day Joe!!