Single ladies with their own authority?

**century48** · 08-31-2010, 09:19 PM

Just curious to know if anyone out there has their own
authority and how it ius going??

**aristotle** · 08-31-2010, 10:14 PM

Please don't underestimate the amount of authority married women hold. I personally know one who has complete authority over my life and death. Just ask her.

**Topcat** · 09-01-2010, 01:11 PM

Yes when a man gets married, he does not know that the wife gets the authority.

**century48** · 09-03-2010, 05:49 PM

LOL... very funny.. I needed a good laugh...Thanx

**century48** · 09-03-2010, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Topcat

Yes when a man gets married, he does not know that the wife gets the authority.

Also a funny one... I guess I did not make myself clear.. Sorry.
What I wanted to know IF there are any single ladies who
have the own trucking authority..? Thanx for the new insight
on how you guys relate to women...LOL

**Topcat** · 09-03-2010, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by century48

Also a funny one... I guess I did not make myself clear.. Sorry.
What I wanted to know IF there are any single ladies who
have the own trucking authority..? Thanx for the new insight
on how you guys relate to women...LOL

Oh. So that's what you mean.

**cycleman** · 09-03-2010, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Topcat

Oh. So that's what you mean.

amen to that

**Ragman** · 09-03-2010, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by aristotle

Please don't underestimate the amount of authority married women hold. I personally know one who has complete authority over my life and death. Just ask her.

Once upon a time, a guy asked his girlfriend to get married. she said no. and he lived happily ever after.

**Topcat** · 09-03-2010, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Ragman

Once upon a time, a guy asked his girlfriend to get married. she said no. and he lived happily ever after.

There are times I wish my wife had said no.lol

**Freightdawg** · 09-04-2010, 07:43 AM

The Bridge

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and
how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"