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    Senior Member Moot's Avatar
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    Welfare Cadillac

    This song is 40 years old.

    Welfare Cadillac
    Guy Drake


    Well, I've never worked much
    In fact, I've been poor all my life
    I guess I really own is
    Ten kids and a wife

    This house is a lived in mine
    But it's really a shack
    But I always managed somehow
    To drive me a brand new Cadillac

    Backdoor steps
    They done fell plum down
    Front screen door's off and laying
    Somewhere out there on the ground

    Wind just now whupped another piece
    Of that old tar roofing off the back
    Sure hope it don't skin up that new Cadillac

    Front porch ?, they're loose at the bottom
    It don't make no sense to fix them
    Cause that floor just too darn rotten

    Wintertime, we sometimes have some snow
    That blows in through the cracks
    It gets too bad, we just all pile up
    Sleep out there in that new Cadillac

    I know the place ain't much but
    I sure don't pay no rent
    I get the check the first of every month
    From this here federal government

    Every Wednesday, I get commodities
    Sometimes, four or five sacks
    Pick em up down at the welfare office
    Driving that new Cadillac

    Some folks say I'm crazy
    And I'd even been called a fool
    But my kids get free books and
    All them there free lunches at school

    We get peanut butter and cheese
    And, man, they give us flour by the sack
    Course, them welfare checks
    They make the payments on this new Cadillac

    The way that I see it
    These other folks are the fools
    They're working and paying taxes
    Just to send my youngins through school

    Salvation Army cuts our hair and
    Gives us the clothes we wear on our back
    So we can dress up and ride around
    And show off this new Cadillac

    But things still gonna get better yet
    At least that's what I understand
    They tell me this new President
    Put in a whole new poverty plan

    Why, he gonna send us poor folks money
    They say we gonna get it out here in stacks
    In fact, my wife's already shopping around
    For her new Cadillac




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    Re: Welfare Cadillac

    40 years old, eh? It's sure stood the test of time so far.

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    Re: Welfare Cadillac

    a great find from the past there, Moot !!

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