Anti-Terrorist Exercize

[layoutshooter]

The F.B.I. is conduting a anti-terrorist push on Saturday. All Americans are required to participate. Instructions follow below:

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not a terrorist and to show support for all American women. No matter what your eyes see, do not commit suicide.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on to all your friends and neighbors and extremely important for all to participate.

[arkjarhead]

Would it be un-american of me to purchase a 30 of Keystone Light and have a Playboy magazine to up the anty a little? Plus I will need something to look at when the old women walk by.

[layoutshooter]

Not a problem, I am uping the Booze anty- 2 or 3 5th's of Jim Beam Black and a couple of 2 liter Cokes. Lot's of ice. After the 1st 5th it won't matter if the old ones walk by. Layoutshooter

[arkjarhead]

Cheap beer=good beer. At least when you are broke and in college.

[baracade]

Dangit, I knew there was at least one draw back to living in the country!!