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[nightcreacher]

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never
says its not quite as good as his mother made it...

Then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and
wherever you want .

Then buy a dog.




If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ....

Then buy a dog.



If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your
feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...

Then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually .

Then buy a dog.




But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat
and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness...


then buy a cat!

[Moot]

Creach, I agree with all but the following:

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ....

When my dog was a pup she went through an "electronics" stage. She ate 3 remotes, a cell phone and the lens cap off my camera.

[RichM]

Describes my killer cat perfectly.