The Enemy!!

[OntarioVanMan]

Ever have a mosquito in the truck???

The other night while online 1 thats ONE little bugger was dive bombing me and it was dark think I could catch her...The week before my ankles got bit to death BUT not this time....I knew I had to find her it's like a needle in a haystack. I put the A/C on and directed it to the floor to chase her out and turned on the interior lights hoping she'd show her ugly sucker...to no avail...twas getting late and had an A.M. p/u...Laid back trying to sleep..ugh keep thinking mosquito....I close my eyes and my right eye slides open abit AHA shes on the far passenger window, I reach for my handy swatter and ever so quietly lean slightly to my right never taking my eye of my target...I wait and watch the flutter pattern..I measure it up wait, wait, wait...patience is a virtue they say...SWAT.....GOT YA!!!!! Haaaaa I good nights sleep.

[theoldprof]

Knowing you have done a good job and rid the world of at least one varmint will cause you to sleep much better.
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[MR.SNAPPY]

You ever heard the old wise tale that a mosquito will only bite you once then he dies. thats wrong as I was sitting in Anniston,AL last summer and this mosquito was in the truck and he got me once on the arm. then I layed down to get some sleep and when I wake up I FIND 5 more welps on my arm and I look over at the passenger seat there he is sitting on the seat and by now he must weigh 3 pounds and he was smoking a cigarette after his meal. knowing he could not fly and their would be no sport in swatting him I just picked him up by his wings and roll the window down and pitch him out the window and before he hits the ground a big bird comes swooping down and makes a meal out of him giving me some satisfaction and as the bird chirps as in thanking me for his meal he deposits some droppings on my nice clean truck. some days it just does not pay to get out of bed!!!!!!!