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American Eagle vs The Russian bear
George Bush received a call from Russian President
Putin.
He says to Bush
"Our largest condom factory has exploded, My
people's favorite form of
birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do
anything within their power to help you," replied President Bush.
"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send
1,000,000 condoms ASAP
to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10"
long and 2"
in diameter? "said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his
aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.
George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom
company.
"I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms
right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10"
long and 2" in
diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA,
..........SIZE:
"SMALL" on each one
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04-15-2004, 07:30 AM #2
RE: American Eagle vs The Russian bear
That was great! http://www.pelicansplace.com/smilies/Thats-Funneh.gif
Panther Elite #32010
Plan Ahead
Just when you think everything is going swell....
the swell hits ya in the face!
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