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03-01-2010, 09:35 PM #1Moderator
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Cigarettes and tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
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03-01-2010, 09:41 PM #2Senior Member
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Re: Cigarettes and tampons
Originally Posted by OntarioVanMan
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
Honey...that joke is older than you are..*l*
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03-01-2010, 09:54 PM #3Senior Member
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Re: Cigarettes and tampons
darn that's old Originally Posted by jujubeans
Originally Posted by OntarioVanMan
Because I am a Socialist Canadian Commie crud that don't know any better????
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Re: Cigarettes and tampons
An old man grabbed is coat and said to his wife, "I'll be back soon, dear. I'm going to the doctor to get a prescription for Viagra."
His wife said, "Wait for me! I'm going with you! If you're going to get that rusty old thing up and working again, I need a tetanus shot."
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