Give generously

[louixo]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold
up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank,
Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 Million ransom....Otherwise, they are going to
douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection....'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon

[truckn-lace]

Where do I donate? Good one there!

[Poorboy]

Now That's Funny Right There!
I'll Donate a Couple of Gallons And Some Firewood!