A short love story

[OntarioVanMan]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in
the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,..........
'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet
to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend
that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own blicking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

[youngsamuel]

That made me cry.

[Packmule]

aahh yes, Home away from home....Good night.......