The World's Shortests Fairy Tale

[moose]

Once upon a time , in a land far far away ,
A Prince asked a girl 'Will you marry me ?'

The girl say 'no!'

And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rod motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch
and left the toilet seat up
and farted at will.

THE END.




Moose.

[pelicn]

Yeah...then he woke up!

[moose]

Well,Pelican ,this one is for you...

YouTube - Pelican eats bird




Moose.

[Scott101]

YouTube - Pelican eats bird


Moose.

Yikes. I do believe Mr. Pigeon broke Scott101's Cardinal Rule of Wild Kingdom survival... Never stand next to a beast large enough to swallow you whole!